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kerkec:

Okay, wanna know why rosatrice theory doesn’t even work?

Putting under readmore for pretty big spoilers

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Hello, I’ve recently just read up on the Umineko VNs and watched the KNM videos upon recommendation of a friend. I don’t consider myself a believer of either theory, hoping I could find a third truth, because I believe that anything can be made into the truth if one just tries hard enough. I’ve never been in a discussion on Umineko before, but I feel like it’ll be fun. Basically, I’m just making this argument in hopes that we can both have fun in it. Alright, here we go!!!

First Twilight. The identities of all unidentified corpses are guaranteed. Nowhere in this statement does it say all six bodies in the shed are corpses. Although it is impossible to have another corpse act as a body double (which was Battler’s theory), it does not deny the possibility of a non-body double person pretending to be dead.

After the shed was locked, Rosa could have escaped through the window. Rosa could’ve broke the shutter with a tool in the shed. Rosa, according to KNM’s theory, being the true head of the Ushiromiya family, ordered Genji only pretend to lock the shed. The anime or manga might not count, but I think the shed window was depicted to be big enough to crawl through. I gotta admit, you’re gonna have to break the glass and all that. However, nobody came back to the shed, so if Rosa even took a tool in the shed and broke the shutter itself, no one would have noticed.

With Rosa freed from the shed, George and Nanjo are now not necessitated to commit all the murders without her.

It was stated in red that Nanjo is not a killer. This is true. Nanjo is not a killer. Nanjo is an accomplice, but he has never killed anyone in any of the stories. He doesn’t have to kill anyone for the Rosatrice theory to work. He could have helped Rosa and George through any other means as long as it is not considered killing. Already, by giving false autopsies, he is being all the help he needs to be.

With Rosa freed from the shed, the death of Genji, Kumasawa, and Nanjo can be explained.

It was said in red, Kanon didn’t die in an accident, didn’t commit suicide, and couldn’t have been killed. The solution is that it was never stated in red that Kanon died. He did not die until the bomb exploded. Rosa may have tried to kill Kanon, but was unsuccessful. Nanjo lied that Kanon is dead. Nanjo is not a killer, so Kanon was left alive as is.

I look forwards to your response! And I don’t mean any hostility. I’ve seen a LOT of hostility among fans from my brief google search on “rosatrice” (with no capitals). I presume there is some hate between the two sides. I just wish to have fun. I always thought those games in Umineko would be so much fun to play with friends and such. This is kinda my first go at this.

askhotbloodedpinkie:

A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES.

Well you see, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is SHIT!!! And KIDS LIKE SHIT!!! OMGZOMGZOMG (j/k)

fimflamfilosophy:

So it looks like the appeals we made against those claims on our videos were rejected… by the person making the claim. Yup. When you submit an appeal, Youtube hands it over to whoever made the claim in the first place, and they ask, “Do you agree with this appeal?”

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In other words, as Allen put…

Jesus Christ! Yknow what? Fuck youtube! I’m willing to move out of it. Just point me to where you’ll upload it. Well, you don’t actually have to. I’ll find it anyway!

Rai, you are a genius.

Rai, you are a genius.

raikissu:

I’ve always wanted to do a giveaway, and now that AskMLCBlobs has hit 19,000 followers, AND it’s close to the holidays, I thought it would be a great time to do so!! :D

SO, Like the photo set explains, there will be only ONE winner in this! Why? Because one winner is a lot easier to manage than multiple, plus, it’s more intense that way ( HAHAHAHA! )

The giveaway ends January 1st, 2013! GOOD LUCK!!!!

rufiozuko:

nepetacrocker:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!  What will the name of this young man be?

what is going on here?

He’s not 13 and born in April 13, man. Ya gotta change it to Dante’s birthday and age!

rufiozuko:

nepetacrocker:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

what is going on here?

He’s not 13 and born in April 13, man. Ya gotta change it to Dante’s birthday and age!

kastiakbc:

weareallstarstuff:

“Apophis will approach Earth at a distance of 37,000–38,000 kilometers (22,990–23,612 miles) on April 13, 2029,” Professor Leonid Sokolov at St. Petersburg State University told Science. “Its likely collision with Earth may occur on April 13, 2036.”


April 13th, 2036

April 13th

APRIL 13TH

My god, homestuck has infected my mind to the point I can’t take this seriously.

2036? You mean 2029

scootventure:

Okay, to be honest yesterday’s post was just an attempt for me to buy time, but fuck, my lack of art mood makes this sorta unavoidable.

Long story short, Lauren announcing she planned to make Scootaloo handicapped scrambled my interest in ponies.

I’m not really comfortable explaining WHY it did…

I think you should think it’s fake. Because it’s totally fake. I was all believing and all, but the Scootaloo being handicapped thing is a bit… out of place, don’t you think?

rufiozuko:

morethanhardbread:

The Dante Basco Movie: 5 Centimeters Per Basco, would obviously be about his unrequited love for childhood friend and fellow voice actor Mae Whitman. He manages to hide his affections until he discovers Tumblr, where he lets it slip that he ships Zutara - in other words, his character with her…

dope

Everyone dies and got tigers.

scootventure:

wait sweetie isnt even here
well that was sorta completely pointles!!!
oh spike calm down whats the big deal
((NOTE: The rest of this update will be set to Private until later if only because forcing you to read them in order is a lot cooler and more Homestuckian. In order to actually read the entirety of this update, just click > Next.))
> Next.

Although I am glad that this made it more likely for me to click ‘like’ for the first post. I am sad that I cannot like all the other posts that are currently privated. BUT I HAVE TO!!!

scootventure:

wait sweetie isnt even here

well that was sorta completely pointles!!!

oh spike calm down whats the big deal

((NOTE: The rest of this update will be set to Private until later if only because forcing you to read them in order is a lot cooler and more Homestuckian. In order to actually read the entirety of this update, just click > Next.))

> Next.

Although I am glad that this made it more likely for me to click ‘like’ for the first post. I am sad that I cannot like all the other posts that are currently privated. BUT I HAVE TO!!!